Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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