he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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