Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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