She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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