if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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