Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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