Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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