Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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