everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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