So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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