For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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