What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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