i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
