he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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