Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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