If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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