Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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