alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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