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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
True strength comes from lack of pants
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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