i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
