I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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