This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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