Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
one two three fourrrrnication!
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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