Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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