I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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