i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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