yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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