I must be too annoying 4 u.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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