He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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