i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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