I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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