i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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