Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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