I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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