I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Randomize
