If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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