Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Dignity is for republicans.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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