well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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