Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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