so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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