Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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