i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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