If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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