The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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