Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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