Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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