I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Someone came in the potted fern
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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