your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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