Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Do plants get herpes?
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