you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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