I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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