"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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