What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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