I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Buhtt sex?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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