The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
