My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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