I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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