his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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